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It's Not You, It's Me, Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown Valentine's specials we'll never see on TV. And of course, it goes without saying, I'll burn in hell for these:

Why Can't My Boyfriend Be More Like You, Charlie Brown?

It's Not You, It's Me, Charlie Brown

If I Didn't Have a Boyfriend It'd Be You, Charlie Brown

Because No Means No, Charlie Brown

There's No Easy Way to Say It, So I'm Just Going to Say It, Charlie Brown

You're Like a Brother, Charlie Brown

But I Thought You Were Gay, Charlie Brown

Can't Things Stay the Way They Are, Charlie Brown?

Size Doesn't Matter, Charlie Brown

She's Nothing But A Red-Headed Tease, Charlie Brown

You Still Have Something to Live For, Charlie Brown, Please Step Away From the Ledge

I Know It's You That's Been Calling Me, Charlie Brown

There's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate, Charlie Brown

What We Have is a Failure to Communicate, Charlie Brown

You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling, Charlie Brown

But I Was Thinking of You, Charlie Brown

It'll Be Our Little Secret, Charlie Brown

I'm Flattered But I Just Think of You as a Friend, Charlie Brown

I Thought You Knew, I Play for the Other Team, Charlie Brown

I'm Focusing On My Career, Charlie Brown

The Restraining Order Says You Have to Stay 500 Yards Away, Charlie Brown

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