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Down With Bean Burritos

In response to Phil's complaints about Taco Bell ads, reader Jeff Kohlman writes: "Phil, I have a dispute with today's column. That girl has a lot recommending her as an intimate companion, and if she's down with 69 cent bean burritos, all the better."

Speaking as people with loved ones who have had some gastrointestinal problems recently, we can say this: A woman who is "down with" any kind of cheap bean burrito is a bad, bad thing. And not in that "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing" way, either.


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