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Hostage Drama!

So I'm watching this hostage crisis taking place in Miami on CNN. And I've come to this conclusion: When you've been taken hostage, and you are released by your captor, there is absolutely no way to preserve your dignity. You are going to look like an idiot. Guaranteed. Which totally sucks. Because it was bad enough you were terrorized, but compounding the whole deal is the fact that perhaps one of the most vulnerable moments of your life is being broadcast on national television. That poor lady.


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