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War On Khaki

I just saw Tom Brokaw in Qatar (pronounced variously "cutter," "gutter," and "kaTAR," and Tom interviewed an Arabic scholar to verify that, yes, in fact, even Arabs don't know how to pronounce it) and now I know why we're going to go to war regardless of Saddam Hussein's concessions, the findings of the UN, or the protests of France, Germany (and when they're on the same side opposite you, it's time to check your hat and coat and sit down), the people of Europe, and most of America:

We're going to war because all the journalists have gotten out their khaki jackets with the big pockets.


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