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Yes, Information Minister

INT. Palestine Hotel, Baghdad - Day

INFORMATION MINISTER: I just want to say, we are killing the Americans at every turn. The Tigris will run red with the blood of American crusaders!

REPORTER: What about the reports of tanks in the city?

INFORMATION MINISTER: Tanks? There are no tanks!

[An American TANK bursts through the back wall of the hotel, showering debris. We lose track of the information minister.]

INT. Underneath a desk in the Palestine Hotel, Baghdad - Day

INFORMATION MINISTER: We will fight the Americans at every turn! They will never conquer us! [turns to other person under the desk with him.] Any more questions?

GEN. TOMMY FRANKS: No, that about wraps it up for me.


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