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False Idols

Was last night's American Idol the worst, or what? As much as I like the spunk of Jon Peter Lewis and John Stevens, they both sucked. They have interesting voices, but potential and personality can't counteract suckitude.

In contrast, our four African American contestants all kicked ass. On songs written by a little white boy from England. Now that's multiculturalism. And talent showing through.

I now think that George (formerly Old George, formerly Mustache Man) could win. And is headed for second place at the least. He is blossoming right before our eyes.

Tonight on Fox: Can we send home the awful Camile Velasco now? Yes, the judges say she sings like Macy Gray. But so far, I've never heard her sing well, not even one time. She needs to go. Now.


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