Attack of the Show
Loyal reader Aaron wrote in to say: G4, which is known recently for committing hara-kiri with their viewership, has done it again. One of the formerly-great shows on the network, 'The Screen Savers', is going to undergo a name change. The new title: 'Attack of the Show'. This is the worst title for a television show in the history of the medium. I'd hate to see what they rejected.
O, for the halcyon days of The Screen Savers. Though you are gone now, long shall I revel in your thirty minute feature about the tit bounce algorithm from Dead or Alive 3. Undulating cleavage of Lei Fang, we hardly knew ye.
I'll probably get my dork card revoked for this statement, but I consider the new name an improvement in every possible way.
And let's hope Aaron doesn't read this post, because I happen to have the considered-but-rejected show titles right here:
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