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Our New Partners These are the companies who, one way or the other, help make My TeeVee happen. We thank them and promise them the same thing we promise you: to spread the love like soft, melted butter. Oxygen Media gives us the air we breathe. Without them, the excellent SheeVee column could not exist. Look for our new show, My TeeVee Presents: Hold Your Breath, premiering in July on Oxygen. Ebony pays James Collier's salary. Without them, James would have left our shores for some distant tropical island long ago. "I'm so happy to be working with Ebony," Collier likes to say. "But I'm even happier that they're paying for my hookers and booze." Stamps.com sponsors our My Mailbag section. If there was any partner we'd like to lick the back of and stick onto an envelope, it'd be Stamps.com! Epinions.com brings you our My Review feature. If you're looking to buy an expensive appliance or other item, who are you going to trust -- so-called "experts" who have studied every product in a category, or Steve from Dubuque? We're going with Steve. Sprint runs My Chat and also lets us make phone calls for free from the office. Candice Bergen rules! Sela Ward rocks our world! Props to the Dime Lady! Krispy Kreme Donuts provide us with donuts. We've told them we're starting a new section called My Donuts. Don't let on. Archer Daniels Midland is the supermarket to the world, and to My TeeVee.org. Several large men from Archer Daniels Midland arrive each week with cartons full of groceries, and fill up our refrigerator. God bless them. Chiron provides us with gigantic glowing tomatoes, weighing in at approximately 20 lbs. each. We cut them in half and use them as helmets for our strange games of chance that we play late at night around the My TeeVee.org offices. Canada is the official foreign country of My TeeVee.org. When you're not in the United States, be in Canada. Canada is home to more Canadians per capita than any other country. Oh, Canada! |
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