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Terror Cell
Next Episode

Friday, April 4 at 8/7c

Hamid delivers a fatwa on NBC's Jonathan Alter, proclaiming him "a bad, bad man, and enemy of Allah." Also he unveils his plan to bomb Disney World's Epcot Center. Oooh, synergy! That's thinking on your toes, Hamid!



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Hamid al-Bajari may look like an innocent college student, but he's anything but innocent. Hamid is an Islamic extremist with apocalyptic visions of grandeur. In Terror Cell, we follow Hamid as he tries to wage war against The Great Satan.

It's the ultimate in reality television! Hidden among the five million Muslims in the United States, we've planted Hamid and eleven other fanatical religious zealots, all bent on the destruction of our way of life. We've given them jobs, papers and the plans and security information for half a dozen major symbols of American power.

Play along at home, and see if you can spot them -- among your neighbors, co-workers or by slowly driving by the mosque down at the strip mall. During the course of the game, pressure will be ratcheted up by the slow erosion of civil liberties -- and more prize money! Think you've found a terrorist? Just make a phone call, and they'll be whisked away to our studio for interrogation. But watch out! There are penalties for detaining innocents and stripping them of the habeas corpus rights... but not too many penalties.

It's Terror Cell, where every night is an Orange Alert.

Coming Soon: Celebrity Terror Cell! A group of terrorists and deranged fans take the stars of My Wife and Kids hostage, and only you can save them -- with your phone calls and suspicious glances!



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