2/23/2005
Horton Hears A Ho'
This morning: a call, from a friend in a rage,
"You should see what O'Donnell put up on her page!"
I set down my turkey leg, swallowed my bite,
And fired up my browser to check Rosie's site.
She saw me and Lauer, she sets out to say,
And took umbrage at how much I claim that I weigh.
"I choked on my yodel," she exclaims with glee,
(Is that what they call it, her lover and she?)
It goes on to say a whole bunch of weird stuff,
Not sure what it's all about; probably muff.
I'll just let it go without raising the tension
It is, after all, just a very small mention.
Posted by ka at 2:32 PM
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