3/7/2005
Premieres and Ham
The show starts tonight and my stomach's aflutter
I could only eat one ham and two sticks of butter.
Will the audience love it? I really hope so.
'Cause if this doesn't work out, I'm back on the blow.
Posted by ka at 3:32 PM
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