3/3/2005
Rosie O'Donnell, Will You Please Go Now?
Rosie, you sow, why you're at it again,
You say I'm a liar, a fat charlatan,
You call me a fraud 'cause I fibbed once or twice;
Aren't you the broad they once called "Queen of Nice?"
I said I'm 200, so what's the big deal?
It's not like I made you miss out on a meal.
I told a white lie, now is that such a crime?
If you're going to defame me, at least you could rhyme.
Posted by ka at 2:33 PM
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