3/10/2005
My Book
Got some great news. There's this publisher who wants to collect my weblog entries and make them into a book! I've always wanted to be a published author.
Turns out that through some oddities of the U.S. Postal Regulations, it's cheaper to mail advertising out if there's some "editorial content" bound in as a part of the package. And they picked me!
So when you get this spring's Adam & Steve Sex Toy Catalog in the mail, don't flip to the good parts first! Instead, sit down with a cup of tea and read about that time that I got really, really mad at Patrick MacNee at a Galactica convention. And other great anecdotes about my cats!
If you don't get the Adam & Steve catalog, drop me a line and I'll put you on their list.
Posted by boxey at 2:13 am
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