3/21/05
Entering the Seventh Level of Hell
I'm about to go on vacation to the Cactus League games in Arizona. I don't know what to pack, and I'm concerned that it'll be hot. Please help. -- Confused traveler
Comfortable shoes are a must, as well as your own water bottles. There's no humidity in Hell. By all reliable accounts, there's not a single drop of water to pass between Heaven and Hell. Hell is a dry heat.
Posted by Frank Pembleton at 4:11 AM
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