12/17/04
Moon
I'm a typical New York City Sex-and-The-City woman, which is to say that I'm always looking for Mr. Right. My problem: I don't know how to get or keep a man's attention. I'm always getting passed over at parties for women who don't just smile and nod in agreement. This is getting old. Please help. -- Mooning over a new crush
Welcome to "Ask A Bald, Morally Ambiguous Cop," a weblog where bald, morally ambiguous cops will tell you how to cope with the troubles and stresses of everyday life. Why? Because we're cops, that's why. We've seen everything. And why bald cops? Because that's less time we have to spend on the hair. And why morally ambivalent bald cops? Because we're more likely to understand the subtle nuances of daily life.
Now as to your question, Moon. When all else fails, take off your pants. That's a quick way to get the conversation started. It's worked for me every time.
Posted by Andy Sipowicz at 5:15 AM
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