1/21/05
Move On Already!
My mom died in 18 months ago, and my dad got remarried last year. I don't like his new wife. She made him rewrite his will so she gets everything, and every time we visit our dad, she hands over a big box of mememtoes -- family pictures that have hung on the wall for years, the everyday china, our old yearbooks -- and says, "I'm not living with a ghost! This isn't a mausoleum! Time to clear out the crypt, ha ha ha ha ha!"
And now she's invited us to a 1st year anniversary party. My sisters and I don't want to go. What should we do? -- Still Grieving
If this is about your mother, deal with it. But if you're avoiding the party because you're pissed off about the way your new mommy runs the house, stay and fight it! Leaving is a punk move and you know it!
Also, getting your dad and new mommy something paper is a thoughtful first-anniversary gift.
Posted by Andy Sipowicz at 2:11 AM
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