3/1/2005
Go to it, boys
Pat and Alex are good boys. They make me lots of money. But keep in mind, it's all on the back of my good ideas!
Boys, I said, you know what would be great? A blog hosted by my two favorite King World game-show hosts. The combination of Pat Sajak's right-wing, baseball-loving Americana and Alex Trebek's slightly smarmy, mustachioed Canadiana.
So it's with great privilege that I introduce the new King World weblog.
Now get to it, boys. Make Grandpa Merv some more walkin'-around money.
Posted by Merv at 12:00 PM
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