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3/20/2005

Confession Time

You know what really frosts my coconuts? When I read people that say I caved into Republicans by not airing The Reagans miniseries. Let me tell you folks something: Les Moonves doesn't cave into anybody! Les Moonves doesn't back down from anything!

People say, "Boy, Les that UPN is a really crummy network. Why don't you just put it out of its misery?" That just makes me want to keep it alive a little bit longer, even if the shows it broadcast make my eyes bleed.

People tell me, "The CBS schedule sure seems too have a few too many procedural crime dramas." I go out and order more. Get ready for Boat Cops! starring Steven Weber and Corbin Bernsen next fall, right after MPs with Judd Hirsch.

People say, "Man, that Big Brother program must surely mark the end of humanity." Well, I've just renewed Big Brother through 2012. Kiss my ass, humanity!

So let's be clear: I didn't pull the plug on The Reagans because I was pressured by anybody. Don't make me laugh.

You want to know why I did it? Fine.

I spiked The Reagans because James Brolin really wigged me out in that Reagan make-up. I mean, serious willies. Look at that creepy bastard! That's the face I see when I close my eyes, and it scares me pissless.

Well, great -- I'm not getting to sleep tonight. Happy now?

Posted by Les at 2:03:02 AM

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