3/26/2005
He Probably Plays a Cell Phone in “Cars”
The other night, I decided to phone up Ratzenberger, to see if he wanted to go prowling.
"Hello?" he said, pretending like he'd been asleep.
"John baby," I said. "You, me, about six or seven professional girls! Sounds like a night for near fatal protein loss!"
Then he made a sound that was almost exactly like a dial tone.
Ever since he's been getting voice work, that bastard is such a show-off.
Posted by George at 11:48 PM
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