3/31/2005
With Extra Sauce, If You Know What I Mean
Tonight after discovering that Rhea Pearlman had put a block on my phone number, I decided to cheer myself up by ordering a pizza. What I do is, when the pizza delivery gal gets there is answer the door completely naked. If it works like it's supposed to, it's not just a piece of pizza I'll be enjoying!
So the doorbell rang, and I opened the door. "Who's ready to par-tay?" I screamed.
Those Pizza Hut bastards sent a dude this time. On the bright side, I didn't have to pay for my pizza.
Posted by George at 9:14 PM
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