3/27/2005
Journalism
They said my journalism career was over. They said I was no longer relevant. They said I was no longer savvy enough to subtly steer the course of the country ever onward to the left with nobody the wiser. Well, check this out, doubters:
I found it on the floor of the living room this morning, apparently slipped under the door by some unknown informant. This is it. I can feel it. The piece of evidence that will prove my point and clear my name. And although this is clearly a photocopy, rest assured that I have the original this time, and it will not be leaving my possession. Fool me twice, shame on me.
I'm having it run by an independent handwriting analyst now, but I already know what the results will be. I'll be back at the anchor desk before you can say, "Bite it, Schieffer!"
Posted by Dan Rather at 6:00 PM
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