3/31/05
The End
Well, we got trounced in the ratings this week. Things aren't looking good. I was walking around the set today, when a gaffer spotted me and screamed. "I'm too young to die," he shouted as he ran off.
Maybe Eldard put him up to it.
People won't even make eye contact with me anymore. They'll be whispering in hushed voices to each other, and then I'll walk in the room, and suddenly, they'll stop talking. The other day, I caught one of the stagehands painting what looked to be blood on my door.
"Just trying to ward off evil spirits, Ms. Sofer," he said.
Sigh... maybe Hope and Faith is looking to add cast members...
Posted by Rena Sofer at 6:02 PM
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