Bradshaw-Smith
Writer Carrie Bradshaw, who only gives her age as “pre-Millennial — make sure you capitalize the M” and investor John Smith exchanged vows at the Brick Presbyterian Church in Manhattan this last Sunday. The bride wore a white spangled leotard, a train made of crumpled valciennes lace, and six-inch lucite stilettos. She was attended by Charlotte York Goldenblatt, Miranda Hobbes and Samantha Jones. Bradshaw is a columnist with the _New York Star_; Smith recently persuaded the Blackstone Group to invest heavily in Crane Industries, a multinational conglomerate in Harmony. The couple will live in Mahattan.
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Manic-Depressive With Blinky Device Saves London, Again
For approximately the 15th time this year, an uncredentialed and possibly unstable academic has saved London from alien invasion.
Bristow-Vaughn
Sydney Bristow, an English teacher, and Michael Vaughn, a government contractor, both of Santa Barbara, Calif., plan a beachfront wedding June 21. Friends and family are invited, though long-estranged or presumed-dead parents have been asked not to attend. Dress is casual; guests are asked to check all firearms, surveillance devices, and secret microchips at the reception hall for the duration of the ceremony. The groom will wear a tuxedo, while the bride will sport a Vera Wang gown and a bright red wig.
Cartwright-Lidecker (Cancelled)
Ben Cartwright, a Nevada rancher, has announced that the wedding of his son Joseph “Little Joe” Cartwright to Mary Ellen Lidecker has been canceled. Lidecker, of Virginia City, Nev., was crushed to death by a runaway wagon wheel. Funeral services are pending.
